BALMUDA The Speaker
BALMUDA The Speaker is BALMUDA's much-anticipated follow-up to BALMUDA The...Toaster? Huh. Who knew the experts on steaming bread into toast were also experts on acoustics? Wonder what paradoxical method BALMUDA uses...
E164: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 164 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Laundry Sauce - World's Best Smelling Laundry Detergent
Bet you never thought you'd describe your laundry detergent as "bold" and "soulful." And maybe you won't. But Laundry Sauce does...
Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker
The Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker: a dentist's and a dishwasher's worst nightmare. Saltwater taffy is delicious...at least until you eat one too many pieces and realize you're about to unleash some projectile...
Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress
I haven't slept on Inofia's Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress myself, but when my friend Ronnie moved across the country his stuff didn't follow him for a while, so he had to buy one to sleep on in his empty house for, like...
Emotional Support Stuffed Animals
In one way, these Emotional Support Stuffed Animals from Emotional Support Critters That Care are a middle finger to the airlines that have put the smack down on people buckling a "Working" vest they found online onto...
Horizontal Parenting
Horizontal is certainly my favorite way to do most things, so why wouldn't it appeal to parents too? Horizontal Parenting: How to Entertain Your Kid While Lying Down is a manual for moms and dads who just need a frikkin'...
Cloth Capsule Glasses Cleaning Cloth & Holder
Now I like the idea of a Cloth Capsule to hold a glasses cleaning cloth at the forever ready on my keychain or backpack, because lenses smudged with sunscreen and greased slick with sweat both impair my vision, and make...
Glow in the Dark Yarn
Yep, Glow in the Dark Yarn and Little Green Knit Men go together like dudes and rugs, a TikTok influencer and sponsored videos, dropped ice cream cones and crying kids. But if I had a ball of Glow in the Dark Yarn, a...
Dude. We're at the Ds. And I know what you're thinking: is this one gonna be an all-Lebowski gift guide? 24 gifts about rugs and White Russians and abiding that have "Dude" before them?...
TinyCircuits Thumby Miniature Game Console
And you can actually play games on the TinyCircuits Thumby miniature game console! I mean, presuming you remembered your glasses and have hands the size of a toddler's. Or perhaps a certain ex-president's...
Meowijuana Catnip
Do your cats have the need, the need for weed? Meowijuana Catnip feels their cravings, and has developed a whole line of herbalicious products they call "Catnip so good it should be illegal!"...
Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0
The Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0 is hammer that's black. All black. Matte black. That's it. Not much to see here. Especially if it's dark and you need to find your hammer...
Blamo Adult Animal Onesies
We've seen some silly adult onesies, some sexy adult rompers, and even some wicked adult animal suits in the past, but I can't say we've seen adult onesies like Blamo's before. Adult onesies with animal themes that are...
Raptor Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard
Get combat-ready for Fall and Winter with Raptor's Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard. The debris-deterrent is designed with stainless steel micro-mesh to block leaves, pine needles, and roof grit from infiltrating and clogging...
Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine
Does it matter the quality, or even the kind, of wine that comes in the box of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine? Is that really going to have an impact on whether or not any of us buys it...
NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill
Want to know where your grains come from? When they were milled, the farm that produced the wheat kernels, whether or not a dead mouse or two got ground up in the batch? The NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill is your...
Cloven Sneakers
So I guess the correct term is "Japanese Tabi Sneakers," but calling them "Cloven Sneakers" ensures the footwear's name is as attention-getting as their look. Not to mention, if you're gonna be hoofin' it to work, the...
The Spine Lamp
This is a Spine Lamp. A spine lamp that doesn't forget the pelvis! And you shouldn't either, all ye back archers, tail tuckers, and hip droppers out there. See, you have to think of your pelvis as holding a bucket of...
Assless Yoga Pants
In a bad situation, I think I'd say the same thing about seeing Assless Yoga Pants as I would about seeing Superman: Here they come to save the daaaaay!...
SONU Sleep System for Side Sleepers
The SONU Sleep System for side sleepers might be a game changer but, damm, dudes. You really gotta be committed to sleeping on your side to get one. Not that the channeled mattress doesn't accommodate back and belly sleepers...
Short Stubby Screwdriver
I never thought "short" and "stubby," especially used side-by-side, could be such a compliment. But the Short Stubby Screwdriver from Gato Tools is a double-ended, rotund-centered beauty I'd screw with in a second. And...
Catch The Moon Dexterity Stacking Board Game
You'll feel over the moon if you can Catch the Moon and win this dexterity stacking board game, but beware of the sore losers who might moon you in response...
Koko Nuggz
Koko Nuggz weed-themed treats are so fun, so poppable, and so full of sugar and Rice Krispie carbs that even without the THC they'll probably get you high. Or, according to the Koko Nuggz nugget bakers, at least "shock...