NOTA Mole Tracker
Meet the NOTA Mole Tracker. Despite its name, it is not not a mole tracker, it is a mole tracker. A gadgety wand of a mole tracker that's compact, safe for everyone, and made for consumers to use at home to help with...
Another month of Dude's must see products, and, with December, another whole year of Dude's monthly must see product roundups gone. In December 2021, I finished off my riveting holiday gift guides with luxury gifts, sustainable gifts, maker and DIY gifts, and, my personal favorite, gifts for people...
Keystone Lounge Chair
The Keystone Lounge Chair is a whimsical piece of furniture brand Please Wait to Be Seated describes as both a "deconstructed take on a Roman arch's elements," and, more accurately, I think, "a magnet for kids of all...
E127: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 127 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Viking Oil Lamp
Take a ceramic Viking Oil Lamp, and light your way in the New Year, dudes. This one is handmade, with each piece being "unique and inimitable," and covered in futhark runes that hopefully ward off bad spirits and additional...
Outdooroven XL
The Outdooroven XL will pimp out your patio, and your own al fresco cooking pursuits. It's a fully loaded outdoor kitchen fit, according to maker Weltevree, "for the real master chef." I can't speak to the Outdooroven's...
Wire Bonsai Trees
On this last day of 2021, here's a bonsai tree to bring you dudes good luck and harmony in 2022. Look, it's even made of wire, so there's no chance you will kill it and work up a Sensate's worth of anxiety over a sign...
Concrete Island Modern Planter
I've heard of concrete jungles, but these modern planters are the first concrete islands I've seen. And unlike the cold, soulless jungles, Bella Vista Canyon's Concrete Islands are brimming with life - succulent life!...
Sensate Infrasonic Therapy Stress Management Device
Sensate is a gadget for reducing stress and calming your body's nervous system. Kind of like a vibrator, which is what I thought the Sensate was when I first looked at it. But rather than intense vibrations or rub-a-dub-dub...
Collapsible Colander & Cutting Board
Aaarrrggghhh! I don't have anything to say about a collapsible colander and cutting board combo! I'm only running it at all because my mama swears it is a handy thing to have for a New Year's Eve get together, or any...
ASB Nautilus Glass LED Hot Tub
Now this is a hot tub that looks like a time machine. The ASB Nautilus is the world's first all-glass hot tub. And to further highlight that feat of physics, ASB has lined their whirlpools' floors with RGB LEDs in customizable...
Double Succulent Planter Swing
Damn you, Double Succulent Planter Swing! I woke up this morning to my cat playing bongos on my forehead, followed by my mama calling me at 6:45 a.m. saying I need to come fix her internet because it's "broken." And I...
Car Window Breaker Bracelet
A Car Window Breaker Bracelet. That's a bracelet with a glass breaker charm for busting open car windows. What a great emergency rescue tool for drivers to always have on hand / wrist!...
Japanese Linen Slippers
"Japanese Linen Slippers" could mean anything from square-toed sandals with a thong strap to shoes shaped like squished-flat cats and covered in fish scales and Shiba Inu fur. These particular Japanese Linen Slippers...
Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar
The Things That Can Kill You Wall Calendar doesn't want to ruin the surprise. Aside from the coconut on its front cover - a well-known death-dealer to many of us - the 2022 date tracker doesn't provide a single reveal...
Face Mask Extender & Ear Saver Straps
I bought a set of these Face Mask Extender & Ear Saver Straps at the end of August, and my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, and I have probably worn them for over 24 cumulative hours each since then. I don't use them...
Clapping Monkey with Cymbals Tape Dispenser
Are you clapping monkey with cymbals happy about your Christmas presents this year? Or did you actually receive a Clapping Monkey with Cymbals...on a tape dispenser as a Christmas present this year?...
Diesel Sound of the Brave Cologne
Sound of the Brave Cologne, Diesel? Seems to this dude the name should be Smell of the Brave. An eau de toilette made especially for:...
Snout Soother Dog Nose Balm
While I am not a dog owner, seeing a dog with a dry, cracked nose hurts my heart. Bad. Like, almost as much as seeing one with only 3 legs. So I can only imagine the distress you must feel if you are a dog owner, and...
Kodiak Belt - Field Belt with Knife Sharpener Buckle
The Kodiak Belt has a knife sharpener buckle for instant blade-honing in the field. That's great news for backcountry hunters and campers, especially those willing to double up on belts, with a Kodiak on top and a Burls...
The Rocktopus
Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking?! Mmmm, pulpo a la plancha...
F*ck 2021 New Year's Eve Tiara
Yep, that about sums it up. And if you're like, "No. I want to ring in 2022 with a hard F*ck 2021. No asterisks, no censorship, nothing cute about it," well, you're in luck. Lantz and Lady, makers of the F*ck 2021 New...
adorTable Concrete Coffee Tables
What would you call Stephan Schmitz's adorTable concrete coffee tables? Deteriorated beauty? Post-apocalyptic design? Earthquake chic? This hyper-industrial, busted-up look isn't normally the type of furniture I'd go...
Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap with Lights & Sound
Trap yourself some ghosts, or at least some passing interest in your desktop display, with this Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap. The 4" replica of the one used in the original 1984 Ghostbusters film also boasts lights and...