Body

Dull skin, inflammation, and even aches and pains get the freeze-out with the Ice Roller for face and body...

Hey, whatcha got in that fancy metal brief- Whoa! Uh, nevermind. Forget I asked. ... Oh, uh, Gua Sha massage tools? OK, sure. Massage tools. Whatever you say, dude. I'll just leave you then to, uh...find someone who needs...

Paincakes are stick-on ice packs that make fighting pain in sore, swollen, or injured parts of your body less of a pain in your ass. Eliminating the need to dink around with tape or haul out a WRAPTIE strap to hold your...

Don't be fooled! These here Snow Globe Sweaters are not cozy and adorable winter hats for snow globes. They're cozy and adorable winter hats for nipples! Like the ones on the ends of boobies. I really don't know why they've...

Lazy eye, meet snake eye. No kid likes wearing an eye patch (most adults don't either, unless it means they can talk and act like a pirate) but See Worthy Eye Patches makes the burden a little more bearable with their...

Trade kissing for Hi-yah!-ing to make it better with these most excellent Ninja Bandages. Which are most definitely not just for kids...

Here comes the pimple vacuum, suckin' up blackheads and pore jam like a Dyson at a dog hair buffet. Look at that photo! It's a vortex of dirt and oil! Acne-ridden teens, check out your new Fairy Godmother in action...

The Breo Scalp Mini can't possibly deliver the level of head massage that my wife can. Or my hairdresser, for that matter. But it does have some key features, such as the ever-eager and indefatigable nature of a machine...

Oh boy, here comes the sweater! Better have a towel nearby if you're gonna shake his hand. And don't sit too close to him at lunch. And if lunch involves anything 1-star spicy or higher, say you're not hungry and just...

Most of the words in this "Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads" title are well beyond my areas of expertise. Also, I'll grant that some of you dudes (and ladies) will consider Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads one of the newest things...

So, uh, Fish-D-Funk, are we talking about the odor removal of fish fish, or just anything I may have had my hands on that smells fishy here? Because my wife is always asking me to dig my fingers around...the garbage disposal...

Claustrophobes, agoraphobes, germophobes, the PersonalSpacinator is for you. Provided you don't also have a fear of walking around looking like an idiot...

Need a Father's Day gift for a would-be dad? The CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device, despite sounding and looking like no more than an awesome jock strap for chilling your balls, exists in the name of fertility. It's a testicle...

Dudes and ladies, maybe you dig your hairy back / chest / arms / legs / upper lip. But if you're here reading about the me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System, my guess is you're more of the mindset that these...

So what exactly does the Like New qualifier on these bulletproof men's underwear mean? The exact words in Sportsman's Guide's listing are British Military Surplus Blast Shorts With Kevlar, Like New. Are they saying, "Yeah...

I can't decide which direction to go with these SomniFix Mouth Strips: solution for creepy heavy mouth breathers; or solution for anyone who's ever wanted to tape someone else's mouth shut? Stop giving off the serial...

You don't have your Halloween costume yet? Facepalm! Now you do. These Skull Hand Tattoos from Anna-Lena and her Etsy shop, Tattoo Crew, are temporary applications that will deliver an instant costume and a crowd-pleasing...

I mean, how did Vibrant figure out that swallowing a vibrating pill could create an internal laxative effect? Be honest guys. Someone swallowed one of those bullet vibrators and came in for emergency surgery and a pants...

Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

You might get sweaty with your sweetie on the regular, but how often to you get sweet with your sweat? Or maybe the better question, albeit way less linguistically clever is: why the salty beads would you ever want to...

Your dermatologist would probably say 100% no. You should not use a Raizen Mole & Skin Tag Removal Pen to remove warts and moles and freckles and other spots at home. Such self-administered skin procedures are ill-advised...