Ladder Frog - Ladder Stabilizer & Surface Protector

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"Go with rrrribbit!, and you'll never say you bit it!" Nah, that's not Ladder Frog's tagline...though for a small thinker upper's fee, I'd be willing to sell it to them...but it is the gist of the company's ladder stabilizing...

Waterproof Cork Apron

This Waterproof Cork Apron is handmade in Portugal and sold as an eco-friendly gift idea for your favorite chef or pitmaster. The sustainably-source cork comprising the apron makes for both a vegan alternative to leather...

NormaTec 2.0 Legs - Air Compression Leg Massagers

$699.94 Amazon »

Who is this Norma and what does she know about air compression tech that's going to hug-massage my legs into a state of warm bliss? (Whilst simultaneously, and delightfully, making my lower half look like the proton-pack-blasted...

DFACKTO Rugged Chef's Knife Sets

$149.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

DFACKTO makes a whole series of burly chef's knives, combining many of them into different collections, including the trio of rugged chef's knife sets I'm spotlighting here. The 11-piece Mobility, 11-piece Nomad, and...

LAVA ME 2 Carbon Fiber Guitar with Effects

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While I can't play a guitar, and know nothing about guitar builds and quality, I do LAVA ME some carbon fiber, and LAVA's LAVA ME 2 unibody guitar is made with Super AirSonic carbon fiber material. And not only to make...

Real Cracked Log Lamp

Now this is some crack that is not wack. Duncan Meerding builds his Cracked Log Lamps from real salvaged logs headed to the burn pile. He fits each OOAK creation with warm yellow lights, for an illuminating effect intended...

The Penis / The Vagina: An Owner's Guide

$16.95 Amazon »

Pssshhh! I don't need no stinkin' owner's guide to my own penis. ... ... Do I? According to Dr. Brooke Ah Shay, I sure cock-a-doodle-do. And so do you. What, you don't have a penis? Welp, take The Penis: An Owner's Guide...

Stuffed Pancake Maker

$49.99 Amazon »

Stuffed pancakes? Stuffed pancakes?! Holy eyegasm, Batman! Jelly donuts and Pop-Tarts better watch out. There's a new carby breakfast food with hidden surprises inside on the block. I guess that goes for breakfast burritos...

Strong Man Ring Holder

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Sure, this Strong Man Ring Holder is super ripped and all, but I bet the dude's a total acne-ridden, cross-eyed, butter face. Ugly as sin, and that's why they never show him from the front in any of the ring holder's...

E125: What Is This Thing?

$49.90 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 125 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Sun Company AvaGage - Avalanche Danger Indicator

$24.99 Amazon »

People love to hype skiing and snowboarding in the winter, rave about hiking and camping in the summer, and all the superlatives they use, and the glossy eyes they get when waxing poetic about how much joy and wholeness...

Knuckle Slingshot

$9.50 - $10 Etsy »

Radiant Artifacts' Knuckle Slingshot probably won't be catching you dinner or intimidating any bad guys slipped over your Pointer and Tallman fingers, but loaded up with marshmallows or felt balls, the projectile shooter...

Custom Live-Edge Olive Wood Chandelier

$3,500 - $10k Custom Made »

Paul Miller is the new light in my life. No, wait. Let me rephrase: Paul Miller makes the new light in my life. His custom-built live-edge olive wood chandeliers are some of the coolest lighting installations I've seen...well...

Map of the Internet 2021

$49 - $278 Zazzle »

How much has the world...wide web changed since 2014? Martin Vargic maps it out in stunning detail in his latest Map of the Internet update, appropriately titled Map of the Internet 2021...

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy...no wait, that's not it. Maker, Tinkerer, Crafter, Hobbyist. You're the subject of today's gift guide. And, unlike the aforementioned Gary Oldman film, it's a gift guide that has nothing to do with the Cold War. It is a thriller though, with 18 gifts handpicked by this...

Nostalgia with a Twist of Darkness T-Shirts

$14 - $20 Steven Rhodes »

This line of Nostalgia with a Twist of Darkness T-Shirts comes from the dark and nostalgic mind of artist Steven Rhodes. I've included some of my favorites in the images above, but there are dozens more to choose from...

Uncommon Carry Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter

Is your spirit animal a Desert Eagle? If so, Uncommon Carry has a BANG!in' new twist on the pistol in their Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter...

If you know someone who champions breakfast (i.e., the most important meal of the day.) If you know someone who's a champion breakfast eater (i.e., won the Baconfest World Bacon Eating Championship.) If you know someone who eats a breakfast of champions (i.e., Pop Tarts washed down with chocolate...

Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper

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The singing carolers on Jingle Rolls Singing Caroler Toilet Paper aren't just singing to the eye, with belting faces painted on the ends of the rolls like a bunch of Christmas-caroling emojis, they're singing to the ear...

F-Bomb Bath Bomb

The F-Bomb Bath Bomb says it all: it's been that kind of day. Long, hard, and filled with frustration, the F-word has been exploding freely from your thoughts - maybe your mouth too - and now that you're home, it's time...

Bow-Wow, Squeak, Squawk, Meow. I know. I forgot Ssssss, Ribbit, and Cocka-doodle-doo in my noisy intro to pet gifts for 2021. But that's not because I don't care for snakes, frogs, and roosters, just because I happened to find more Dude-worthy dog, cat, small rodent, and bird gifts this year. And...

Stay-Fresh Countertop Vegetable Storage House

$34.99 Amazon »

Many of us can't afford a house for ourselves right now, but thanks to Lite N' Fresh, we can afford the next best thing: a house for our vegetables. Oh boy, oh boy, carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and brussels are about...

FryAway Cooking Oil Solidifier for Safe & Easy Disposal

$9.49 - $12.99 Amazon »

I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...

SnowClaw Backcountry Snow Shovel

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The best part about SnowClaw's Backcountry Snow Shovel? OK, maybe second best part, after its ability to help you out in a snowed-in car emergency. The shovel is a multi-tool that can also double as a sled, so when there's...