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Often when you're traveling, when you're home alone, or when you're sharing the bed with someone who drank 5 lychee martinis and passed out early, nature calls. A different kind of nature. A stiff kind of nature. The...
Over the Line Party Game
Free beer. Road Head. Midget Tossing. Twerking. Crop Duster. Manscaping. Naked Grandma. These are the heart and soul of Over the Line, a hilarious party game that combines Charades, Pictionary, and Urban Dictionary. Players...
SipDark Whiskey Wares
Despite being filled with SipDark and Black Friday, my week is looking pretty bright. A little bourbon on Turkey Day. Some fine Scotch gifts for my boys picked up during the shopping rush. And washing down all the gluttony...
Private Gym Penis Trainer (NSFW)
Private Gym helps you work out the one body part HIIT, spin class, boot camp, and personal trainers all neglect. (Well. Unless you have a really good, really, hands-on, really hot personal trainer.) This 8-week strength...
Thread Etiquette Watches & Accessories
Thread Etiquette thrives on creating time that's timeless and accessories accessible to everyone. They design their watches and bracelets to reflect a minimalist aesthetic, and using high quality leather, canvas, crystal...
iLuun Air Wireless USB 3.0 Flash Drive
I don't know what I stuff fuller, my face or my phone. I need 4 stomachs like a cow. And 128GB of instant iPhone and Android wireless data storage like an iLuun Air...
Hubsan X4 H107C Quadcopter
I heard the reindeer are getting sloppy and unruly, so Santa is trading in magic for tech this year. His sleigh will be both filled with and powered by drones. I don't know if Tekstra is getting in on the flying action--their...
Detroit Grooming .50 Caliber Razor
With Movember now in full swing, Detroit Grooming Co. would like to make sure participants have a razor with enough fire power to keep all square footage of your face that isn't draped with a fine mustache area rug follicle-free...
How to Be a Magician
Ellusionist Disclaimer: the How to Be a Magician DVD set and box o' trick-amping props is "not guaranteed to get you phone numbers." I'll add a wink, wink to that. Come on. Who doesn't want to chill with the magician?...
Plan B Edmonton Watch
Think back a couple of weeks--that is if, unlike me, your memory still goes that far--to the Plan B Watches you might have seen here. Launched as a Kickstarter project, the Edmonton Watch from Plan B has since clocked...
Woodstone Natural Wood Watches
Spending the better part of a decade living across the world, from Sydney to Shanghai, California to Istanbul, taught Woodstone Watch creators Enes Ulutas and Fatih Cigdem that, for all the feats of design and tech out...
The Emojibator
Sure it's a staple in Baba Ghanoush, and a common meat substitute for vegetarians, but nothing has done more for the eggplant than the digital world's decision to turn it into an emoji. Except, perhaps, an enterprising...
Olivers Passage Pant
Gandalf may threaten your efforts to cross the Bridge of Khazad-dum with a booming, "You shall not pass!" but at least Olivers will make sure your legs are comfortable and agile in 4-way stretch and lightweight CORDURA...
Dirty Neighbors Game
Dirty Neighbors introduces itself with "This Game Is Not for You," which I think is pretty presumptive because it doesn't even know me yet, and also I got a quick look at one of its cards and saw the word "masturbating"...
PLAISIR des SENS - The Future of Sex Is Here
PLAISIR des SENS, a warmed personal lubricant formulated for intensified sexy sensations during intense sexy interactions, describes itself as "The Pleasure Product for the Modern Man." So I figured I better do some research...
Olivers Convoy Henley
The Olivers Apparel Convoy Henley is the kind of shirt that if I were playing a pickup game with some dudes at the gym, and one of them took it off and threw it on the bleachers, I might "accidentally" grab it on the...
Gun Lamps
What's a mancave without a gun...lamp? This exquisite collection of floor and table lamps from Mancave-Stuff is a must-have for just about any room in your home. The Gun Lamps come in 3 issues, Hand Gun and AK-47 tabletop...
s1 Pepper Spray Gun by Salt Supply Co.
A home is broken into every 14.6 seconds and almost a quarter of the time, a family member is home. So make sure when you're Home Alone this holiday season, you're ready for whatever with the s1 Pepper Spray Gun by Salt...
X15 Flamethrower
People typically use flamethrowers to clear brush and weeds. And just like that, for the first time in my life I cannot think of anything I'd rather do today than go clear me some brush and weeds. In addition to disintegrating...
WineOvation Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener
Dude, WineOvation abides. When you've had enough of the twisting and pulling and shredding of corkscrews, grab their Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener, step back, and say, "F*ck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."...
SipDark Whiskey Bullets
SipDark bullets aren't for shooting, so put down the Cuervo and grab the Knob Creek. The 3- or 6-round set of Whiskey Bullets adds a bit of rocks and a lot of steel to any sipping liquor you prefer straight up and chilled...
Vincero Collective Marble Series Watches
Vincero Collective's Marble Series of watches inlay hand-cut Italian marble dials and stainless steel Roman numeral clock faces. They complement the combo with stainless steel bands embedded with additional marble accents...
Shark Wheel Sidewinder Longboard Wheels
It's too good of a line to pass up: Shark Wheel creator David Patrick has reinvented the wheel. At least for all the skaters out there. For the observer, skateboard and longboard Shark Wheels appear to be 6-sided squares...
Just The Tip Morale Patch
I know there's some innuendo hidden somewhere inside this Just the Tip PVC patch from Morale Patch Armory. It's a play on...it's a saying dudes use to...awww, shoot! I'm firing blanks. I have it right there, but it won't...