Kids
MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier
I've often wondered how parents carry kids on their shoulders without the kids jerking backwards or toppling sideways and falling off. And what the MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier indicates to me is: sometimes the kids do...
Nintendo Baby Teethers
I mean, I know Game Boys and NES controllers aren't common household items anymore, but won't giving your kids Nintendo Baby Teethers teach them to chew on all your handheld gaming devices and video game console accessories?...
Mercedes Benz Kids' Luggage
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Or in this case, Oh Mama, Dad, or Santa Claus, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...suitcase. I don't know if Mercedes Benz Kids' Luggage is a healthy gift for a kid or not, but...
Hot Wheels Night Shifter Luggage
It's Hot Wheels for smooth travels with the kids. And not just because this Night Shifter luggage from MaxToy will help keep your wee one entertained as s/he drags it through the airport and plays with it at the gate...
Modern House Beds for Kids
BUSYWOOD gives kids beds of their own and homes of their own all in one with this series of beds in modern-style house designs. And I have to admit, I'm jealous. The handmade alder wood frames are unique and standout...
Fleece Animal Headband Headlamps
Bear, Deer, Fox, and Wolf light the way for your little one as they don one of these fleece animal headband headlamps from Sun Company. The WildLight Headband Headlamps for kids keep the heat in on cold nights with a...
SPLATZ Bursting Hand Soap Bubbles
SPLATZ are burstable bubbles filled with soap, made for kids to squeeze, smack, and, in true onomatopoeic form, SPLATZ! their way to clean hands. The soap bubbles endeavor to make washing up and de-germifying more fun...
Boobie Beanie for Breastfeeding Children...and Adults
A child breastfeeding in a boobie beanie: it's the most heartwarming breasticle spectacle I ever saw! Crocheted by Maggie Bass of Maggie's Craft Sale, these Breast Beanies keep all the heat in your wee infant's head...
Taco Booties
$25 for two tacos?! Oh, well as long as they're made of dyed, spun, and felted natural wool from Kyrgyzstan. ... Wait, what? Wool tacos?!...
Baby Sleeping Bags
Snug as a bug in a rug is right. These Baby Sleeping Bags from Morrison Outdoors are as adorable as they are functional. And by functional I mean, like wearable sleeping bags for adults, they will keep your kiddos warm...
Made in Vachina Baby Romper
Most parents will be happy with a baby made in Vachina. Because, let's face it, most parents won't think too much about where their kid came from, they'll just be happy to have one that looks slick and is functional...
Argo Crib
Not only is the Argo Crib an architectural masterpiece of a bassinet, Ludwig & Dominique says their collaborative piece with Noir Vif will protect your infant from more than rock-a-bye babying out onto the floor. Made...
Mommy's Touch Shark's Tooth Silicone Chewelry
Welp, Junior's teething gums and fidgety tendencies will be assuaged by some Shark's Tooth Silicone Chewelry, but I'm not sure how his neck and lungs are gonna feel after he strangles himself with the necklace's cord...
Star Wars Sarlacc Baby Lounger
While I'd often like to toss other people's babies to the Sarlacc, I wonder how many parents will want a Sarlacc baby pillow and lounger for their own infant. It's kind of morbid and distasteful and...ah, what am I saying?...
The Shark Buggy
Maclaren's toothy Shark Buggy wins the Best Shark Merch Award for 2017. (The Animatronic Shark Costume took 2016, while 2013, 2014, and 2015 all went to the Sharkini.) Seeing a kid chillin' between the jaws of this delightful...
The Baby Shusher
Either the Baby Shusher shhhhhhh-ing machine is a Nobel Prize-caliber invention, or the baby in that video learned in the womb how to be an Oscar-caliber actor. Arrrgh, that sound, that wailing. I can't think of a noise...
Hushamok Okoa Baby Hammock
Rock-a-bye baby in the hammock / When momentum sets in the cradle will rock. / When the Okoa stand stills the baby will weep / And out will run Mama to Hushamok him back to sleep...
Microwaveable Heat Therapy Stuffed Animals
Does Squirt need a warm 'n' cozy stuffed lamb to snuggle up with when he's sick, sad, scared, or revolting against bedtime? ... Do you? Intelex, makers of the microwaveable slippers, offers up kiddos pint- and gallon-sized...
Self-Installing Car Seat
The 4moms self-installing car seat may not be the most sparkly, fun, or pampering gift for new moms to unwrap this holiday season, but it could prove to be the greatest they've ever received. Paired with its watchdog...
Star Trek Enterprise Rocker
It's been awhile--January 2012 to be exact--since I've seen hand-carved Star Trek splendor of this baby rocker's magnitude. Anyone remember the Enterprise coffee table? Maybe in the 4-1/2 years since you bought and set...
My Neighbor Totoro Sleeping Bag Sofa Bed
Totoro. My neighbor. My friend. My giant pillow of a bed. I think this version of the rotund-bellied wood spirit might even be to scale with the original anime Totoro. And even if your kids have no idea what My Neighbor...
Bowser Baby Carrier Cover
Here's a good way to keep strangers from touching your kid. Jeanette and her Naturally Crafty Etsy shop have craftily pounced on and taken down the scowling, snarling, pixel-thirsty King of the Koopas, and Mario's arch...
KidCo Peapod Portable Bed
KidCo has come up with a swell way to make sure your kids get their Zs when you tote them along to grandma's for Christmas, the beach for Christmas vacation, or your friend Cornelius' house party for New Year's Eve. Their...
Kaboost Portable Chair Booster
Kaboost puts the kiddos right at table height by jacking up a chair's legs rather than its seat. It snaps on to most 4-legged round or square chairs, where it stays put and improves chair stability even when Jr. gets...