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Tonino Lamborghini Watches
Lamborghini watches, Lamborghini price tags. Whether these Tonino Lamborghini timepieces have the moxie to back up those thousand-plus tags depends on how hard their sports car curves and features, and Lambo insignias...
NeuroGum Nootropic Energy Gum
Nootropics. "Smart drugs." They're today's ginkgo biloba*. NeuroGum adds steam to the nootropic supplement fad with what they call their "cold-compressed nootropic energy gum." The tablets contain a blend of green tea...
LED Flame Flicker Lightbulb
The Flame Flicker makes a roaring fire (thumbs up.) A roaring LED fire (meh, thumbs down.) A roaring LED fire inside a lightbulb (huh? Thumbs...neutral, but ears ready to hear more.)...
FiberFix Repair Wrap: 3-Roll Bundle
FiberFix isn't made out of steel, but with a claimed 100 times the holding power of duct tape, this wraparound adhesive is just about as strong. Post-application, it hardens like steel too. In about 10 minutes. You need...
BACtrack Vio Breathalyzer Keychain
BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And swiping right drunk. Or at least the first 3...
Buttermere Custom Forged Blades
Buttermere. Like a portmanteau of butter and cashmere. Sounds so smooth and soft, but really it...cuts like a kniiiife! But if feels so right! Buttermere Blades' handmade knives won't be your most cuddly companions, but...
Men's Trakline No-Holes, One-Size Belts
When it comes to pants positioning, waistline aesthetics, and post-holiday gut comfort, 1/4" can make a huge difference. Trakline belts banish the meager lineup of 1"-spaced holes punched in traditional belts from their...
Levitating X Beer Cup
Whoa, it costs a pretty penny to float a beer with a Levitating X. But if you're really into your brews, and the idea of floating a beer also floats your boat, this hovering, spinning spectacle of a beer cup might be...
The Original Whiskey Ball: 2-Pack
If you're going to drink whiskey on the rocks all night you should have some big balls. Because they melt slower. Because they don't have any jagged or pointy edges that will scratch your Riedel glass. Because they look...
Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)
Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your...
Nanodots 216 Sets
You have to be at least 18 years old to buy Nanodots. Because they're as dangerous in the hands of children as tobacco products. And porn. Precision-milled from sintered neodynium-iron-boron, each teeny tiny Nanodot is...
Firebiner Carabiner & Firestarter
Half-carabiner...half-firestarter. But stronger than both. Ahhh, the Firebiner hybrid is a multi-tool straight out of Underworld...
AleHorn Drinking Horns & Tankards
Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. (You're on your own for the arrogance, swagger, hunger for power, and thirst for blood.)...
EcoQube C Aquarium
The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...
Dino Pet Bioluminescent Night Light
If you're getting a Dino Pet as a gift for your kid, tell them it's a dinosaur crossed with a firefly. If you're getting one as a gift for a geek, tell them it's a unicellular marine algae crossed with the biological...
Tekto Gear Fixed Blade Knives
Tekto Gear's fixed blade knives join their Tactical Slingshots in the company's quest to fully pimp out your outdoor gear bag. The Tsume, Tekina, and Korudo blades are all lightweight and made of stainless steel. All...
Jamstick Wireless Smart Guitar
The Jamstik+ is a portable digital guitar that...someone appears to have confused for a zombie and hacked up into little pieces. But while the part of the instrument Zivix would now like to sell you is missing its body...
Darts Connect Online Dartboard
Darts Connect caught my attention because it's not often that I think someone besides me has a really good idea*. Darts masters who don't have time, or the inclination to battle the weather, to hit the bar, plus those...
Morphine Lips Lip Balm
Mmmm, Morphine Lips. That sounds sexy. ... When I've just had 4 impacted wisdom teeth pulled. I don't know, dude. If we're talking about a lip balm that's supposed to make me want to kiss a lady because it promises to...
Brik LEGO-Compatible Wall Tiles
Even though it's a young'un doing the Brik Wall Tile demo in the LEGO-compatible adhesive bases' marketing materials, don't feel like you can't get a set for yourself. LEGO is a classic. It's ageless. It transcends the...
Collective Carry EDC Pens
Collective Carry Pens look like they should have "Made in Gotham City" stamped on them. Rugged and industrial in appearance, I wouldn't be surprised if twisting open the A/1 Combat or clicking down the ink barrel in a...
Tekto Gear Tactical Slingshots
Tekto Gear goes tactical with the ping! in their 4-strong series of slingshots. Choose one or more of the following handheld shooters and get over 40% off retail value for a limited time:...
EcoQube Air Desktop Greenhouse
The EcoQube Air, a self-contained greenhouse sized for your desktop, comes from the same cultivators who brought us the aquaponic EcoQubeC Aquarium. The Air trades in the symbiosis between a Betta fish and its water-cleansing...
Uncommon Carry Mini Cannons
Fire in the hole! These mini cannons from Uncommon Carry come in styles Covert (the one that looks like a lil' chub) and Combat (the one that doesn't look like a lil' chub). Both use a 2mm or smaller fuse to fire equally...