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Tekto Knives has released the A2 Badger just in time for Spring cleaning. And by Spring cleaning, I mean, getting rid of your old blades and pocket knives that haven't proved their worth, and making room for an OTF automatic...

From MysteryVibe: You wear it on your penis. And it vibrates. Not what you expected? Well, expect an unbelievably good time with the new male vibrator that turns you into her favorite vibrator - Tenuto Mini. It's pocket-sized...

Become the President of the PEN15 Club with a Offensive Pens 15-pack. Haha, sike! It's just a 5-pack. Are you mildly irritated yet? Well, follow me, my dudes and ladies, and we'll make our way to fully offended in 250...

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. The Hypelev from Everknown is a levitating display stand for...

If your favorite pastime is being offended (i.e., Karen) or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others (i.e., Karens) get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons!...

Become the President of the PEN15 Club with an Offensive Pens Bundle Pack. Brought to you by the makers of Offensive Crayons, Offensive Pens come in Demotivational and Office Supplies themes, and rather than describing...

The How to Read Minds 2 Kit is a collaboration between magic store Ellusionist and magic master Peter Turner that will teach anyone how to command a room. Silence skeptics. Wow friends and family. Stun Karen so hard she...

For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...

It's called the Rocket because it has enough tools to build you a spaceship to Mars! ... No, not really. But the Rocket 30-in-1 Multi-Tool from Tekto Gear does pack a galactic number of implements into a Pluto-sized package...

Summer Session is in full swing, and Session Goods invites you to hit up 3 new additions to their Essentials Collection of smoking accessories. Lines of playful and modern Stash Pods, Stash Tubes, and Mouth Covers are...

What's inside the How to do Insane Magic Tricks Kit? You'll have to lift the lid of your own box to truly find out, but Ellusionist, the magicians behind the superlative-slinging box of sorcery, do give one hint: "All...

I stuck some CHIGIH LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, I heard the Aaaahhh!...

Session Goods makes Designer Pipes to mimic how you feel using them. Sophisticated. Smooth. And, with Session's new Surrealist Colorways, a little dreamy...

The Designer Bong by Session Goods seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. To bring you a little joy and a little indulgence, without making you feel illicit or taboo...

The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your pocket than to hide...

Yep, it ISAKOK. Shooting long and strong out of the Cock Cannon, just like the classic snake-in-a-can prank, but, you know, with a glorious 2-1/2-foot trouser snake as the projectile instead of a cheesy blue reptilian...

Is your spirit animal a Desert Eagle? If so, Uncommon Carry has a BANG!in' new twist on the pistol in their Desert Eagle Pistol Lighter...

A sauna in the comfort of my own home sounds real good. A sauna in the comfort of my own bed, though? Holy infrared heat, Batman, did the relaxation-detoxification gods choose me as their favored rickety, rundown, overworked...

GRID forgoes the grid for a zig-zag, and the hallmark look of carbon fiber in their Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet. Made of two aluminum plates overlaid with 3K carbon fiber weave, this GRID features RFID blocking, room for...

Make a few slits through your holiday shopping list with the Tekto Slit, a fully precision machined OTF Knife ready to sing its siren song to EDC and blade enthusiasts...

Nothing burlier, or Burl-ier, than a Burls Belt Buckle Knife. The craftsman-designed accessory has got both your pants and your back covered, with it 8- to 9-ounce full grain bridle leather construction also housing a...